Natasha writes:
Anyone missing a chicken? One showed up at my dad’s house on the Interbay side of Queen Anne this afternoon, he’s keeping it safe until its owner is found. If you think it might be yours, please send me an email at natasha0ransom@gmail.com with a description.
This begs the question: why did the chicken cross the street?
its mine. please skin and fry it then return it to me. thanks